前不久有报道说德国的啤酒价格上涨, 是因为越来越多的中国人喝啤酒喝的, 以至世界啤酒花价格翻了三倍;又听说德国柏林等大城市减少火车地铁等运行车厢,导致乘客拥挤, 是因为中国经济腾飞造成世界钢铁产品供不应求, 由此车轮车轴无法生产. 还听说有的城市垃圾被偷,井盖儿丢失, 都是因为中国. 据说大量垃圾中有很多可回收金属垃圾, 而这些金属垃圾都被销往中国. 中国对钢铁的大量需求导致德国废钢材价格不断上涨.
最近一周以来, 德国奶制品价格不断上涨, 牛奶,黄油,奶酪等价格上涨5%至50%不等.这理所当然还是中国的错, 因为13亿中国人每人每天喝一口牛奶就已经超过德国人的消费量了.
照这样依此类推, 那么, 蔬菜, 鸡蛋, 水果等涨价是不是也是因为中国呢? 还有全球变暖, 气候异常也是中国的错? 由于气候原因动物, 禽类等存活率下降, 以及粮食价格提高, 石油价格昂贵,也是因为中国了? 那你的朋友个子这么小, 你长的那么胖, 她的脚比别人的大两号, 他才20出头就谢顶了, 是不是都是因为中国的原因呢?!
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Shortly it was reported that the price of German beer was increased, that was because there were more and more Chinese people drinking beer, thus the world price of hops was three times higher; another report said that wagons were reduced in some big cities in Germany which caused crowed in trains and trams, since China demanded a large amount of steel products that increased the world price. So, wheels and axletrees could not be produced without steel. It was said that garbage and well covers were stolen as these were transported to China.
Recently in Germany, the price of milk products has been increased enormously, the price of milk, butter and cheese rises from 5% to 50%, this is also China’s fault – there are 1.3 billion Chinese in China, image that each Chinese drinks one mouthful milk, it will be more than the German consume in total.
So on and so forth, the high prices of vegetables, eggs and fruits are also China’s fault? What about the Global warming, climate changes? And the survive rate of animals and birds drops dramatically because of the global warming, as well as the higher price of grains and oil?! Your friend is so short, you are so fat, her feet are 2 times bigger, he is bald at middle 20…. All these are China’s fault?!